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• You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.

• A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

• Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

• Another variation: Ninety percent of this game is half mental.

• Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.

• You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what is left.

Logic

• The future ain’t what it used to be.

• I really didn’t say everything I said.

• I usually take a two hour nap from one to four.

• Never answer an anonymous letter.

• In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

• Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.

• On why NY lost the 1960 series to Pittsburgh: We made too many wrong mistakes.

• It gets late early out here.

• If you don’t know where you’re going, you’ll wind up somewhere else.

• If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.

• Our similarities are different.
  [said by Dale Berra, Yogi’s son, according to Retrogalaxy.com’s Yogi-Berra.]

• I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

• We have a good time together, even when we’re not together [talking about his wife Carmen].

• Asked if first baseman Don Mattingly had exceeded expectations, Yogi said “I’d say he’s done more than that!”

[Various online sources, including YogiBerra.com’s Yogi-isms and Retrogalaxy.com’s Yogi-Berra]

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