A New Chuck Norris Fact

Time slows down the closer you get to the center of a black hole because that is where Chuck Norris Hangs out.

[ I made up this one, 2011-09-22]

When I told it to my son, he said: “Time would just run away.”

To which I replied:
“Nothing can escape Chuck Norris.”

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