Archive for September, 2011

A New Chuck Norris Fact

Saturday, September 24th, 2011


Time slows down the closer you get to the center of a black hole because that is where Chuck Norris Hangs out.

[ I made up this one, 2011-09-22]

When I told it to my son, he said: “Time would just run away.”


To which I replied:
“Nothing can escape Chuck Norris.”