For the unfamiliar, there is a class of jokes about how awesome Chuck Norris is. Here I will post those with mathematical twist.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

[www.chucknorrisfacts.com, as of 2009-02-22]

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

[www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page8.html, as of 2009-02-22]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

[www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page2.html, as of 2009-02-22]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

[www.chucknorrisfacts.com, as of 2009-02-22]

The square-root of -1 is not imaginary. It is just hiding from Chuck Norris.

[Ben, 2009-02-22]

The shortest distance between two points is Chuck Norris.

[original, 2009-02-22]

The square root of 2 is rational number for Chuck Norris.

[org.]

Chuck Norris can square the circle, double the cube and trisect an angle using only his fingers for a compass and his arm for a straight edge.

[org.]